Inside were such gems as
"Jack and Jill - Jack and Jill did stuff, okay?"
"Pop Goes The Weasel - There is faffing about, and then the weasel explodes."
"Sing A Song Of Sixpence - Hitchcock's The Birds invade the Kingdom."
"Ring A Ring A Roses - Everybody dies of the plague."
"Wee Willie Winkie - Demented little guy menaces the streets at night in his underwear."
"Jack Horner - A boy contaminates good food with his grubby thumb."
"It's Raining, It's Pouring - Old man dies of expanding subdural haematoma caused by head injury during a rain storm."
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat - Don't go out onto the water, stoned."
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